Zero

Here on our coffee table, before you is Zero who ruled our hearts and our household for 13 3/4 years. Zero did what Zero wanted, slept where he wanted and when he was hungry you'd better come a running. Zero had a relaxed, some might say, unkindly so, lazy outlook on life. Only two things upset his good nature, being picked up and cuddled, and workmen who disturbed his rest. He could reduce a tradesman to jelly with a hard stare, as he inspected his work. Never again will I utter the words "Zero, i've just cleaned up your mess, eat off your plate". He'll be sadly missed, but the three amigos, Shamus (dog), Garfield (cat) and Zero are together in Gods garden, once again.
